d'oh!: Literally a contraction of Duh... Oh! made famous by Homer Simpson. Used to denote anything from surprise to being caught, to forgetting something, etc.
Example: Homer, did you remember our anniversary? Homer - D'OH!

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d'you: The cool way of saying do you.
Example: D'you think I'm cool?

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D.F.S. (Dinny fink sae): Dinny fink sae (or 'I don't think so') to disagree or indicate that a person may be 'Talking bollocks for Scotland'.
Example: An example of its use: Macaulay: Yeah, I pulled this really good looking burd at the weekend Jonny: Dinny fink sae.

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D.O.J., D.O.D., etc.: The various U.S. Government cabinet-level departments.
Department of Justice, Department of Defence, etc.
Example: Ashcroft narrowly missed being rejected as D.O.J. head because of his right-wing alliances.

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Da Burgh: Ghetto slang for Pittsburgh, Pennsylavnia.
Example: Wanna go down to Da Burgh to watch Lemieux and the Penguins?

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Da-J.I.C: Just in Case
Example: Q:Why you bringin your gat? A:For da JIC

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da-poss-e: Describing a person's followers or special group.
Example: Da-poss-e of Jesus was the Twelve Disciples.

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dab: Give your friends a form of a handshake by hitting one fist on top of the other and then alternating.
Example: Give ya girl some dab, phool.

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daddy-look: (v.) The act of searching for something in a half hearted manner. A habitual token or cursory glance most often used when looking for articles of a child's clothing.
Example: Daddy says he can't find your shoes? Did he look or did he daddy-look?

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Dadnasticate: To procrastinate, but feel kinda bad about doing it.
Example: If only I had started sooner. But, blast it, I've been dadnasticating all week.

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Dag: A term of many uses, it can be used for anger, humor, or to say, something is sweet :)
Example: Dag! (s)he's HOT!, Dag yo, thats messed up, Dag!

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dag nasty: unbelievably nasty, utterly repulsive
Example: That snail and worm soup was dag nasty.

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daggit: A corrupted version of damn it or dang it
Example: Daggit, my computer crashed again.

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daggy: Superlatively lame, in a downmarket way.
To be precise: something that's half dorky, half ghetto.
Australian derivation, most endearingly uttered in a Japanese accent.
Example: I hate daggy stupid surferboy shop in Shibuya, ne. Nobody there surf. Ne?

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daint: don't
Example: I daint want to do the dishes

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Daisy-Dukes: Extremely tight, short-shorts worn by young women in the American South.
Example: A classic example of a pair of Daisy-Dukes can be seen on any of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

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Dali: A distorted sense of perspective or reality, usually brought on by alcohol.
The concept that your surroundings are no longer solid.
Example: After ten pints of Stella, everything seemed a bit Dali.

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dammit: Useful for substituting swear words when talking about someone
Example: yeah, i mean dammitjonny.. what is he playin at??

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Dammitol: Psuedo-pharmacological sounding word used to express frustration.
Example: Oh, dammitol, I have to go back to the hardware store to buy a different size of pipe.

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damn clipy: A phrase usually uttered when one first opens one of the newer versions of Microsoft Word. Or, a phrase uttered when someone forgets to turn off the Office Assistant, and does something that the program feels you could do more easily with a little help.
Example: What would you like to do? Damn clipy. ::hide Office Assistant::
Do you want to save the changes? Damn clipy.

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damn skippy: A quick response to a statement that you agree with.
Example:

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damn-a-rama: an all-purpose term of exasperation; usually uttered in frustration or extreme fatigue, sometimes both
Example: Tax time coming again? Damn-a-rama! And I'm stuck with the long form...

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damnaged: that which is not only damaged, but is damaged beyond repair. Generally used to describe something in writing.
Example: This has been damnaged.

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damnder: (adj)more than damned, but less than damndest
Example: Can't think of a damned one (or a damnder one).

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dance nazi: A person who goes around correcting dancers at a ceili, those who are just enjoying themselves recreationally.
Example: A. Get you self into step.
B. Oh, get off, you dance nazi.

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dance-apella: A dance performed without music. Usually absent-mindedly, or to burn off excess energy.
Example: We were all standing in the hall outside the conference room waiting for the prior meeting to let out. It was taking forever! To entertain myself I put on a little dance-apella for my fellow attendees.

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danceterbation: a dance performered alone usually while wearing boots and hat and timed to music containing lyrics that include the words watermelon or tractor.
Example: Clyde got really turned on watching Bessie and Lurlene danceterbate to to that new Ricky Van Shelton song.

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Dancing Toad: From the classic Warner Brothers cartoon One Froggy Evening, featuring a dancing
and singing Michigan J. Frog that just croaks when anyone other than its agent is present.

Describes an application which runs fine when the development team are running it, but crashes when demoed to clients.
Example: I thought the program was robust enough to beta, but it turned out to be a dancing toad.

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dandy: Nifty; spiffy; good; great; coolio; sunshiny; etc.
Example: Have a dandy day.

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Danem-gonit-chaheck: Expletive that combines Daggonit and Damn it all to heck. Used to add a touch of light humor to an otherwise undesirable situation.
Example: Danem-gonit-chaheck! Where the hell are we now?

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Dangerou: A dangerou is a carnivorous and ferocious marsupial now only found in captivity.
Example: Sharon saw the sign on the cage, Warning: these animals are dangerous, and backed off.

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Danglish: words/grammar combining danish and english
Example:

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Danielle: A woman who is extremely caring, loving, and sexy.
Example: Neil: My girlfriend Christina is almost the Danielle I've been looking for. I feel like I don't deserve her. John: Obviously, you don't.

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dank: when refering to something really cool or nice
Example: damn...that new girl suzy is dank

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dankurtis: a feeling of overwhelming curiosity and sponteniety
Example: Matt is so dankurtis. He went sky diving, bungee jumping, and hiking all in one day without planning.

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danky: Not too great, not too bad. In the middle.
Example: I'm feeling danky today.

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danky sore: Used by a teenager--assumed meaning is canker sore.
Example: Last time I ate a grapefruit, it gave me a danky sore.

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danny: A danny is a finger puppet. The derivation is from the movie The Shining, when little Danny speaks to his finger and says in a satanic voice- Danny isn't here right now, Mrs. Torrance. Danny is appropriate to be used for all types of finger puppets.
Example: I bought the cutest little danny today, a caterpillar.

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daps: trainers, sneakers, plimsolls or gym shoes by another name.
Example: Kate looked dazzling wearing her new daps.

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DaQ: To be a complete idiot.
Example: How did you fail that easy test, you DaQ?

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darishnafrod: Synonym for FUBAR, except much, much more so.
Example: Those drinks were too strong, Jester is seriously darishnafrod.
He can't stop puking. OR My car got hit yesterday, it's darishnafrod.

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Darius: (chiefly Brit.) v. To unwittingly embarrass oneself whilst trying to 'make an impression', especially on national TV.
Example: Britney dariused herself at the karaoke yet again last night.

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dark rainbow: Unlike a dark cloud, there is no silver lining. Just layer upon layer of variegated gloom and doom.
Example: When I asked the group did your parents ever say to you Don't cry or I'll give you something to cry about, our resident dark rainbow began to talk about growing up in a closet and being fed by a straw through the key hole.

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dark side, unleash the: To will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger. Unleashees usually include call centers, and untrained computer shop staff.
Example: PCBigShop has sold me another dodgy printer... i'm going down there to unleash the dark side on them

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dark-thirty: Half an hour after sunset. Not to be confused with O-dark-thirty.
Example: The newspaper said the fireworks would start at about dark-thirty.

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darking: (n) Starting to get dark out.
Example: Hey, Mom, is it darking yet?

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darktime: Time when it's dark.
Example: It's getting late, it's almost darktime.

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darn tootin': Agreeing with strongly.

Example: Do you want to go to the mall tonight? Darn Tootin!

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darn tootin`: damn right - usually say with a pug smile on your face; said to be stupid.
Also used as an answer after some one says something really dumb
Example: hey! Did you know that cows have utters?
You're DARN TOOTIN`

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darrick: a hot guy
Example: Check him out, he's a darrick.

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Darryl: Somebody that is just a complete dork, lacks common sense. Not gender specific, it's a state of mind.
Example: Look at that Darryl. He has on plaid pants with a Hawaiian shirt. Wonder where his brother Darryl is?

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darsh: Cool or with it.

Example: That band is so cool, said Jimmy. That lead singer is really darsh.

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darwin: To do something so stupid it gets you killed.
Example: He lit a match to see if there was any gas in his car's tank--darwined immediately when the car exploded.

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dashenka: Moscow slang for darling.

Example: You are just my little dashenka

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Dast: Asking a question with a dare.
Example: Dast I take the last beer?

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data-dink: A computer expert.
Example: Call the data-dinks, the system has crashed again.

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Dataface: The face of data as expressed in a graphical user interface. Shorthand for an interface to a database.
Example: With the system having grown to over 200 tables, building an easy to navigate dataface became even more critical!

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datle-learnya: To become more learned
Example: Did you stack your bike? Datle-learnya. You won't do that again.

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Daughter of Aphrodite: A female who is particularly beautiful; especially a young woman.
Example: Sarah Michelle Gellar is a daughter of Aphrodite.

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dauncey: Strange, odd, or just plain not cute.
Example: See the dauncey blouse she's wearing?

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davism: an action intended to confuse someone so as to derive ammusement at their confusion. Called a davism after the dave project that searched out and lists these confusionisms.
Example: I'll have black coffee with milk please. (an example of a davism from www.obscurity.org.uk/obscurity/dave/)

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Davros: A foot-propelled roll across the office floor on a chair with casters. From Davros, the half-human, half-Dalek villain of _Doctor Who_.
Example: I davrossed across the office to change the CD.

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dawg: A salutation teenage boys use with each other--inappropriate if used otherwise.
Example: John: Hey, Dawg, what's up? Dawg (Lee, in this case): Nothin', J-man.

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dawn patrol: Programmers who remain at their terminals throughout the night,
working right into the next business day.
Example: I'm exhausted. I was on dawn patrol last night.

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Dawsons Creek Moment: A Moment that is so sappy, romantic and/or cheesy that it belongs on Teeny-Booper-TV with bad pop music ballads playing in the background.
Example: Me and Heather had a Dawson's Creek moment last night.

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daymare: A nightmare that is lived out in the light of day; a bad dream come true.
Example: His daymare about her turned out to be far worse than any nightmare he could dream up.

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dbc: Don't Be Cheap. Exclamation used when someone is being cheap...and you want to tell her not to be, but don't feel like spelling it out to them. Instead you use this acronym that she is clueless over and she wonders what you mean.
Example: Situation: Chris drank your last beer and won't even offer to buy more when you mention that you are out of it.
You: Ahh, I'm out of beer.
Chris: That sucks.
You: DBC!

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DBS: Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Example: Your mom stole my liquor, she must suffer from DBS.

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De-friend: To stop being friends with someone.
Example: I had to de-friend Billy because he was a criminal.

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de-hottify: To go from extremely attractive, hot, and sexy to...to RoseAnne--largely through gaining weight.
Example: I was a babe in high school, but I thoroughly de-hottified when I had my baby.

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de-nudulating: putting clothes on.
Example: (On the phone)...could you hold the line? I'm just de-nudulating myself...

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dead presidents: Money, in bills.
Example: The bank holds a lot of dead presidents.

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dead-cat bounce: Wallstreet expression describing the phenomenon of a stock bottoming out to near-nil and then recovering with a sharp buying spree from bargin hunters. The notion being that even a dead-cat will bounce if dropped from a high enough point.
Example: Enron stocks continue to experience a dead-cat bounce long after financial pundits considered the conglomerate a moribound interest.

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deafacacatated: Hearing loss caused by verbal bullshit.
Example: After five minutes of Chris's opening remarks, Carol became deafacacatated.

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Dealy: A word used in place of somthing you cant remember.Used in an episode of The Simpsons
Example: Marge, wheres that metal dealy you use to dig food??

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dealy: word used to describe something in which the name is unknown. describes objects best. the smaller the object, the better.
Example: while putting together something...pass me that little dealy.

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death polka: The leftover electrical impulses in the body after death cause the arms and legs to flail about.
Most often seen in gruesome action flicks.
Example: I watched in horror as Ramon's body did the death polka.

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death rattle: smoker's cough
Example:

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death-: Prefix used before food item to imply that the item is spicy to the degree that you are unable to eat it
Example: My roommate cooked me up a death-omelet and I thought it was a real waste of food.

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deathstyle: Like a lifestyle, but with a focus on the potential negative consequences of a pattern of behaviour.
Example: I used to be a smoker, but then I decided I needed a change of deathstyle.

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deboed: To take with authority.
Example: Jonathan just deboed Jason's watch.

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debubbletize: To pop all the air bubbles in your bubble wrap.
Example: I can no longer enjoy this peice of bubble wrap--it's already been debubbletized.

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debute: a combination of debate and dispute together.
Example: While in a deep discussion with a friend I yelled,That's it, I'm not going to debute this with you anymore! We laughed and that's how it came to be.

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decakilonym: The name for the ten-thousandth element in any list.
Example: My word was selected as the decakilonym for the pseudodictionary.

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decap: To remove the capitalization of a proper name, usually a product, indicating that it's ubiquitous.
Example: Watch as I decap the internet and world wide web. There, I did it.

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decapacitated: Incapable of action due to lack of a functioning head.
Example: Susan's headache left her decapacitated.

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decar: To get out of a car, like deplane which is an actual word.
Example: We have stopped, you may now decar. [Would you please get out of decar?]

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deceivious: Both deceitful and devious.
Example: I didn't trust him after seeing his deceivious smile.

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Deceptacon: A person suspected of being a liar, or untruthful.
Example: Don't trust Jimmy. I think he might be a Deceptacon.

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decepticon: (From the Transformers TV show) Someone who looks good from behind (or in poor lighting) but horrid when they turn around.
Example: On TV, Calista Flockheart looks pretty good, but in person she looks like Golem from The Hobbit! Serious decepticon.

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decievery: Decieving (sic) someone so you can steal his ideas or property.
Example: She committed a major act of decievery when she asked to take a look at his screenplay, and then produced something similar.

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Deck-chair: n. A private schoolboy or schoolgirl forced to wear, under the rules of their 'school uniform policy', a multi-coloured, vertically striped blazer - a design not unlike that often found adorning the canvas of traditional wooden deck-chairs.
Example: The Richmond train was crammed full with rowdy deck-chairs this morning.

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Deckerating: Like decorating but the early bit of the process involving nice big power tools.
Example: When Janet came in from work the bedroom was full of holes, plaster, sawdust and beer bottles.
John had been deckerating again.

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decrapulated: A combination of the words decrepit, dilapidated, and crap.
Example: That house is decrapulated.

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decroded: Decayed + corroded. My wife uses this word as if it were already in the dictionary.
Example: I found the hammer you lost in the yard last year. It was all decroded.

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decruitment: Retrenchment, layoffs, downsizing, outplacement.
Example: I was headhunted for the agency three years ago, and then this week, suddenly, I was decruited.

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decrustification: The art of getting to know someone better. Getting past the surface of some issue.
Example: You have to decrustify someone in order to really know if you can trust them.

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dedryhated: The right pronunciation for dehydrated, same meaning
Example: I drank too much gin last night, now I feel very dedryhated.

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deece: From decent: cool, good, etc. Noun. deecenox: goodness, coolness, derived from as deeceness.
Example: Gray thinks she's deece, but she's lame. She lacks deecenox.

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deeferdee: D for D. Dressed for Drinks. A state of dress for woman.
When a woman is dressed rather sluttily for a night on the town.
Example: Did you see how tight her skirt was? She's deeferdee.

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deeluck: Combination: delicious and yuck. For the taste of something that appears delicious but tastes yucky.
Example: My two-year-old daughter has three descriptions for food: delicious, yuck, and deeluck.

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deepdish: When someone is looking perplexed or overwhelmed by some problem
we say, What's his deepdish all about?
Example: He is acting so strange, it makes you wonder what his deepdish is all about.

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deeznuts: Quickcomeback to any comment made to you. Used similarly to yourmom.
Example: Erica: Hey, nice pants. Mike: Uh, yeah...deeznuts.

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Defective Shake-N-Bake: One whose face 'peels' due to dryness or high acid acne medication.
Example: Look at Defective Shake-N-Bake over there.

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defenestrate: To throw someone or something out of a window.
Example: If this computer crashes one more time, I'm defenestrating the piece of junk. | Okay, but when you say you 'defenestrated' your PC, do you mean that you threw it out your window, or that you wiped your entire operating system off your hard drive? From http://www.funwords.com/library/d.htm#defenes

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defenestratocast: To throw a guitar through a window.
Example: The music video's director made sure to defenestratocast in slow motion for maximum effect.

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deficky: Offensive, disgusting. Combination of definitely and icky.
Example: Nicky: Yum.. peanut-butter-and-green-olive sandwich.
Lauryn: Nicky, that's deficky.

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definately: Definitely. Added for those who don't use a spelling checker.
Example: There's definately a caterpillar in the pudding down there.

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definotion: The loosely formed conceptualization of a word's meaning.
Example: My mind could only tentatively come up with a vague definotion of the word antidisestablishmentarianism.

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Definotly: Defin-ot-ly. Definitely not, with a passion.
Example: Q. Wanna go to the jazz club tonight?
A. Definotly.

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deflufferate: To remove the fluff from an article of clothing
Example: It is important to deflufferate your jacket before going for the job interview.

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defongerate: To extract bad smells from a facility.
Example: It took quite an effort to defongerate after Chris visited.

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defunkify: fix something that is broken or that is acting funky. taken from the word defunct and funky
Example: Will you please format that hard drive and defunkify my computer!
I have to take a shower and defunkify from my day working in the garden.

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degraditated: Completely and utterly debased to the lowest point of human dignity.
Example: After being put in stocks for indecent exposure, the man felt degraditated as the town threw rotten vegatables at him.

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degunkulator: Anything that initiates a process through which a dirty thing becomes clean.
Example: A car wash is a great example of a degunkulator.

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dehermitize: When a person comes out of self-imposed isolation and engages in social activities.
Example: Thanks for asking me to join you. I guess I can dehermitize myself for today.

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deicification: Removing ice from something.
Example: Please perform some deicification on the car.

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deja reve: The feeling you've had this dream before. Often illusory, I suspect.
Example: I experienced a curious sense of deja reve.

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deja-booboo: The inexorable feeling that you've made this mistake before.
Example: John's hanging out with a blonde again--I'm getting a strong sense of deja-booboo.

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Deja-moo: The feeling you've seen that cow somewhere before.
Example: Driving past Farmer Bill's field, I had a real feeling of deja-moo.

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dejuno, djuno: Did you know?
Example: Dejuno that Katie was running with scissors?

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delecto: USed to decribe an object or act that is positive in every which way.
Example: That hotdog was so good, it was delecto.

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delete yourself: To go away or leave.
Example: Melissa, you are really starting to annoy me. Would you please just delete yourself?

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deletionial: Refusal to comply with or satisfy the fact that
yes, all those pages that you just typed have just been eaten by the evil computer
monster that makes everything stop just as you click the save button.
Example: Just before I could save my 10-page American Literature paper, my computer froze up.
I went into deletionial and wasted an hour looking for it on my computer.

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delic: 1. Describes things found at, or related to, a delicatessen.
2. An unpleasant psychological arousal directly related to a change in luncheon-meat conditions.
Example: 1. The mayor's lunch included meats, cheeses, and other delic treats.
2. The mayor becomes quite delic when the ham is overcooked, but nothing compares to the time when some dry pastrami sent him into a delic frenzy.

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delicatessian: Exceptionally delicious junk food.
Example: That pizza was a delicatessian delight.

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delictation: Neglect. Comes from the legal term delict meaning negligence.
Example: And now, for your delictation and indifference: the latest Pokemon movie.

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delinquinate: To contribute to one's delinquency.
Example: By telling Sarah not to do her homework and to go out and party, Madeleine delinquinated her.

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delle: A German acronym: Durch einfach liegen lassen erledigt. In English: solved by simply not handling. Leave the e-mail with the notification of a problem in your in-box.
Sooner or later the submittor will send another one stating that the problem has been solved in the meanwhile, or at least changed.
Example: No, I did not yet look into this dynamic TCP/IP addressing problem: it'll turn out to be a delle.

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demanize: To demonize a man so badly that it results in verbal castration.
Example: She demanized him for many years to try to cover up and justify her many sinful actions.

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demapped: (adj.) the state of having been assasinated;
to have been figuratively taken off the map. Always used in the past tense.
Example: The shopkeeper was found demapped behind the counter.

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demoliated: When the ultimate, massive, final, non-reversible destruction of something occurs;
a cross between demolish and exfoliate.
Example: When you drop a plate of food on the driveway and as you turn to go back inside the house to get something to try and rescue some of the food, your friend drives over it with the car as she is picking you up. The food and plate have been demoliated.

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demon: Person who is an absolute legend.
Example: Larry. I got us front row tickets for the concert.
Harry. You demon.

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demons of stupidity: Mythical entities responsible for illogical bureacracy, paradoxical regulations, hard-to-use software, and all problems that wouldn't exist if anyone in charge had thought about them at all.
Coined by Scott Adams in Dilbert.
Example: The bank charges me a fee for each electronic transaction I make--even though I'm saving them money by not going into the bank to be served by a teller. I guess they've been possessed by the demons of stupidity.

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demonstraction: demo with flashy presentation style that masks product shortcomings
Example: The input was so cool, we forgot to ask where the data went in that demonstraction!

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Dempo: In music, taking a song or a part of a song down tempo, or slower. (See Umpo)
Example: Until we get the rythm down, let's take it dempo.

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dench: A person who acts like a tosser, acts studidly.
Example: Stop acting like a dench.

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deniro jockey: A female who always expects the male to pay, whether he is her boyfriend or not. Originally from Vancouver CA, but supplanted to Sydney Aust
Example: I'm broke, my deniro jockey has worn me/my wallet out

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denos: the male phenomenon of having chest hairs poking out of the neck of your shirt.
Example: That guy would have been cute, if he didn't have such a denos. (or if he wasn't doing the denos)

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dental: (adj) Describes a situation that is like pulling teeth--painful, annoying.
Example: Going to the DMV is dental.

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deokay: To reject or reverse approval of an action after permission has previously been given;
to reverse a prior permission = to change the rules, usually without notification.


Example: He did as he had done in the past, but she deokayed it, acted angry, and then used his action as the
basis for her betrayal, rejection, and desertion. She then acted like it was all his fault.

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depictioneer: A person who spends her time writing and illustrating use-case sceenarios for software development.
Example: This part of the spec was done by Betty, our staff depictioneer.

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deplenish: To subtract from, to take away from the whole, to decrease.
Example: Reading books by certain prolific authors may actually deplenish your knowledge.

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deposse: To break up one's posse for good. Also depossession.
Example: When everyone went off to college, we had to deposse.

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deprecipitate: Snow shovelling or removing the precipitation.
Example: It snowed havily so I needed to deprecipitate my parcetorium. (Latin term for driveway.)

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dept: Describing word for a guy, especially when he's looking his best.
Example: You're looking dept tonight, Jimmy--you shouldnt have any trouble meeting some new girls.

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Deputamatic: Authoritative; feels sovereign.
Example: James felt deputamatic toward the little kids.

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Der: Can be used in two different situations. One, as a substitute for no kidding when responding to an obvious statement. (eg. Today is Saturday? Der!) Two, to express exasperation over a situation. (eg. You mean I have to get up at 9:00? Der!)
Example: Statement: You know, if you add two and two, you get four. Response: Der!

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Der Fuhrer: Any person who physically resembles Adolf Hitler.
Example: Who wears short shorts? Der Fuhrer wears short shorts.

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derder: A cardboard tube that used to be inside a roll of toilet paper, paper towels, or wrapping paper.
Called a derder because kids of all ages inevitably hold the tube to their mouth and say der der der
and make other nonsensical sounds.
Example: Hand me that big derder.
I need it to mail this poster to my friend.

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derect: To tear down; the opposite of the verb to erect.
Example: As soon as we derect the tent, we can head out.

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derflamminloggin: This is my husband's name for those pseudo-logs that you can burn in the fireplace.
Example: Honey, it's kind of cold out. Do you want to burn derflamminloggin in the fireplace tonight?

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derstand: To not comprehend, to be confused--opposite of understand.
Example: Sorry, I derstand you. Please repeat the question.

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des: to be desperate for someone or something, to really like and want it
Example: Damn Donna des's for Ray Lee across the street.

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describitory: Superfluously painting a verbal picture
Example: The describitory to define a baseball as a spherical orb composed of a processed rubber ball
the size of a ping-pong ball, encased in tightly wound string, and covered in two pieces of bleached
cowhide expertly fitted together and stitched with finely woven red thread, tested for hardness and
durability.

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Desk Jockey: Someone who does nothing all day but sit behind a desk.
Often used to describe someone in a cool, manly type profession (Air Force, Mountain Climbing) but who
doesn't actually do anything cool or manly, just preens about as if he actually has a life.
Example: Chris keeps going on and on about fighter jets, but he's just a desk jockey. The only thing he ever really flew is off the handle.

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desouled: stripped of one's soul, trust, emotions, etc.--like heartbroken, but worse.
Example: He was completely desouled when she left him.

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despediate: (des-PEE-dee-ate) To take leave or dismiss oneself from a conversation, meeting, etc. From the Spanish, despedirse.
Example: Maria heard me coming down the hall and quickly despediated herself from the telephone. I have to go now, she said, I have to drive my friend to the airport.

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desperadoo: The kind of hair style in which a long (desperate) ponytail is coupled with no hair top.
You will see this sort clinging to the hair that will grow while the top is losing more and more hair.
An extension of the slang doo describing hair styles. A variation of doo.
Example: What's with the desperadoo, Chris? You could always make a hairpiece from that ponytail and start all over again.

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Despicion: The feeling toward something despised.
Example: I hold Windows in despicion.

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dessert pocket: Humorously used to refer to that part of the stomach reserved for dessert.
Especially well developed in teenagers, this allows a person eating a large,
group meal such as Christmas dinner to be full on meat or vegetables,
but perfectly capable of eating multiple servings of cake or pie.
Example: (Everyone is sitting and commenting about how full they are. Dessert is announced.)
Someone (often a grandchild): Some pie sounds good to me.
More senior family member: You have quite a dessert pocket there.

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destinated: Amateur radio operator signifying that he's reached his destination.
Example: I'm destinated; I'll talk with you when I'm on the move again.

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destinesia: reaching a destination and forgetting why you went there
Example: he/she suffers from destinesia

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destinkify, destinkifier: To shower, or, in noun form, the shower. See rainbox.
Example: You reek. Go destinkify.

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destructions: The instructions for any mechanical device or unassembled product that, when followed step-by-step, will either render the item useless or cause serious injury.
Example: Okay, here's the Destructions, it should be no problem to put this bicycle together.

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detritest, detritester: To pick up candy, food, cigarettes, etc. off the street and check for damage (usually before consuming). Someone who acts thusly.
Example: There was this hot dog in the bin. I mean, it only looked about a day old, so I picked it up and detritested it. Tasted great!

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deuce: To poke someone in the eye with two fingers.
Example: Sometimes I wear a special face mask so that I can't be deuced.

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deuce-and-a-quarter: Reflects the number 225.
Example: That will cost you a deuce-and-a-quarter. Back in the day I drove a deuce-and-a-quarter.

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Devil-Billy: A proper noun used to describe someone who is acting in an outrageous or devious manner.
Example: You replaced the vanilla ice cream with lard? You're the Devil-Billy.

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devon: means BALD, having no or little hair


Example: e.g. look at that devon head (pointing at gramps with no hair)

or what devon feet you have (no hair on feet when have hairy legs)

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Dewdney Trunk Road: Used in conversatation with someone who knows the Vancouver Lower Mainland. An expression of cool, wow, awesome or apocalyptic. Sometimes this describes an outdoor drinking binge.
Example: Whoa! Dewdney Trunk Road.
Oh, man, I got a headache--we did 3 days on Dewdney Trunk Road .

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dewey: A person for whom a bicycle is primary transportation due to the loss of her driver's license for illegal substance use.
Homonym for DUI--Driving Under the Influence.
Example: There goes a real dewey on that bike. I heard the cops got her for drunken driving twice.

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Dexlexia: A condition that causes the transposition of letters in words while typing.
Example: My figners hvae dexlexia today, so forgive my spleling.

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dexterfreebish: Ssnobbish, stuck up.
Example: Some rich kids are dexterfreebishes.

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dez: Short for derelict. It can be used many ways to describe a bum on the street or a friend slow on the uptake.
Example: Look at that drunken old dez on the corner.

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dharma situation: Participating in any activity that you would otherwise avoid like the plague simply because it will give you a chance to ogle members of the opposite sex. Can be used by male or female. From Jenna Elfman's character on the execrable show _Dharma and Greg_.
Example: Yes, I watch _Baywatch_ every week, but it's purely for the dharma situation.
OR The only reason I'm at this party is for the dharma situation.

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dhinchak: Adjective used when you see really weird clothing on nice people.
Example: Remember Smita's dhinchak tiger skirt?

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dhl: to send something via courier
Example: I dhl'd the package to you yesterday.

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DHR: also, Demon Hell Ride. a very, very rough time, as would be experienced during a schitzophrenic episode. Origin: the music of Wesley Willis, which is inspired by his own schizophrenic episodes
Example: The phone hasn't stopped ringing all day. I didn't even get time to take my lunch. I'm on a major DHR, today.

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Dhr: When someone does something stupid or a remark is not liked.
Example: Well, I have the best car money can buy....Response: Dhr.

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dhud: A lazy person.
Example: A dhud like Mac can never succeed in life.

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diagonalistics: Ability to form a diagonal line.
Example: That line is curvy. You need to work on your diagonalistics.

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diagonized: the dread of having an illness diagnosed
Example: I hate being diagonized by the doctor.

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dialectic: Extremely interested in other dialects and picks up on them quickly.
Example: Leigh is clearly dialectic. Whenever she hears a new slang term, she immediately and seamlessly incorporates it into her existing vocabulary.

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diaper diva: Pre-teens who really like NSYNC and the Backstreet boys, and try to dress like Britney Spears.
Example: Eww! Christina's a diaper diva. She just turned 11, and she's wearing a tube top.

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Diatricationalism: The belief that all vacation and free time is pointless.
Example: James had diatricationalism for BMX and cliff jumping that summer.

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dibble: a little bit of something, as in food or drink
Example: How big of a piece of cake do you want? Just a dibble.

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dibbley-doofus: Non-specific technological artifact. Used by engineers to indicate components that they cannot remember the names of. Usually acompanied by vigorous hand waving and violent gesticulation.
Example: While Chris was holding the spring clip he gestured to the bench and asked Mike to pass the dibley-doofus. Unfortunately, Mike passed him a thingy instead.

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dibbs: A set of clothing, often with accessories.
Example: Hey, Lauryn! Nice dibbs.

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Dick Dictator: The female equivalent of being pussy whipped.
Example: I'd ask Jane but she's so Dick Dictated she'd never go with us.

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dicked: Cheated.
Example: You got dicked out of that deal.

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dickens: Unit to measure pain. Derived from the phrase, Hurts like the dickens.
Example: When I cut my finger, I experienced about 23 kilo-dickens of pain.

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dicknotized: The state of sexual/emotional limbo that the average teenage girl enters when she finds her first real male sexual partner, thereby causing her to skip school, neglect her academics, drop friends, etc.
Example: I don't know if this is too sexually explicit or not, but...I am a HS English teacher, and this word came up in a class discussion about a student we hadn't seen in months. A fellow classmate of this young lady informed me that the missing student had gotten together with Jeremy, and she is all dicknotized now. You won't see her again.

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dictionary: This is where all words are found.
Example: Can't find that word in the dictionary? Try the pseudodictionary, mate.

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did I hear a niner in there?: A reply for when somebody is attempting to lie, but falters horribly. From _Tommy Boy_.
Example: Yeah, sorry I didn't call, but I smashed...my...brand new...Porsche into...a...light-post.
Did I hear a niner in there?

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did it great: A question about something that took place in the recent past; did it go well?
Example: Ed: I just had a job interview. Ted: Did it great?

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did you get my invitation: Refers to a pending invitation to bite one's lower posterior
in response to a perceived insult or as a childish retort.
Example: You're an idiot.
Did you get my invitation?

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diddly: Nothing.
Example: It don't mean diddly to me.

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diddly squat: Don't mean nothin'. Actually, it does mean nothing.
Example: I din't get diddly squat from that class.

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diddly-Widdle: A direction when all other directions just wont do.
Example: Just go right, then make a left. Now, all ya got to do is...diddly-widdle on Oak and you're there.

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diddums: Mocking diminutive, used when someone is being overly whiny.
Example: A: I just broke a nail! B: Awww, poor diddums.

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didilate: To lie about the time of day when asked, especially in a manner that would cause the requester to panic about being late for some important event.
Example: I don't have my watch. What time is it, John?
It's half past nine.
Oh my god! Are you serious?! I'm late for my final exam!
Settle down! I'm didilating, it's really fifteen after eight.
Whew! I hate you, John.

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didiot: (did-ee-it) a stupid person, often used between friends...
Example: Jayme: Bah! Marsha, you can be such a didiot!

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didoes: Cute animal antics, such as rolling by a frisky, friendly feline. Possible Scottish origin.
Example: The tabby kitten did didoes on the floor as her belly was scratched.

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die aria: A solo sung in an opera while the singer dies a tragic death.
Example: The soprano performed a moving die aria at the end of _Madame Butterfly_.

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diehardcore: In the world of fandom there are diehards and hardcore people.
But if you are above both of that then you are a diehardcore.
Example: Johny was a real diehardcore fan of that baseball team.

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diesel: Tough, unstoppable.
Example: Shaq is a diesel. He can mow through any defense.

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dieseldo: Right item.
Example: Selection of the closest item to which one is looking for. Dieseldo, thanks.

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dieselfitter: Clothing inspector in a garment factory.
Example: Holding up a pair of undergarment checking for size, passes inspection, says: Dieselfitter!
(These'll fit her!)

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difirenta: No value; no attantion; no care.
Example: It is absolutly difirenta to me.

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difted: Different, strange, a little weird in the head.
Example: A lot of the guys at school stay away from the punkers, just 'cause they're difted.

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digga: A crash or faceplant. Take a or have a digga. Diggaed: A bad state. Diggaman: Person in bad state.
Example: A. What happened to your knee? B. I took a digga.

How are you feeling?
Diggaed

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digger: A guy doing the groundwork with the laidez.
Example: That guy has been talking to Felicity all night. What a digger.

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diggidy-swizz: a way to say something was truly cool, great, or exciting.
Example: Man, did you see that girl? She was the diggidy-swizz!

-or-

I've heard lots of good jam bands, but Phish is truly the diggidy-swizz!

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diggle: A male doorstop made from coiled metal with a plastic cap.
The diggle prevents the doorknob from making a hole in the drywall.
The diggle makes the sound digg-ull, digg-ull, digg-ull when sprung.
Example: Mom, this is a boy house. There is a diggle behing every door.

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digicaterponysaurus: A generic name for a digital-based service which remains nameless due to incompetence. A digital service with no future.
Example: That new media company is most definitely a Digicaterponysaurus.

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digilliterate: 1. Offensive term for people who are not able to operate computers or program VCRs.
2. Uneducated: having an inadequate education in or knowledge of a computers,
or none at all; digitally illiterate

3. making many language mistakes: full of or making many basic errors in the use of improper coding.

noun (plural digi穕it積r穉tes)
offensive term: an offensive term for somebody who lacks education and knowledge, especially somebody who cannot read or write code


[15th century. From Latin illiterat(t)us , literally not lettered, from lit(t)eratus lettered, learned (see literate ).]

digi穕it積r穉te穕y adverb
digi穕it積r穉te穘ess noun



Example: The schmuck the boss hired to fix this program is a complete digilliterate.

My mother-in-law is a digilliterate. She couldn't program a freakin' toaster!

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digiphernalia: Digitally enabled paraphernalia.

Example: One can just imagine what ridiculous digiphernalia these people will be presenting at Comdex next year.

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digital: To either love or hate something or someone. A binary state. No shades of gray.
Example: The reviews were digital. The movie's either really, really good or really, really bad. I want to know which.

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digital ganglia: The mess of wires, cables, and cords that hang from the back of your average computer workstation.
Example: My attempt at locating the other end of the USB cable amongst the digital ganglia behind my computer ultimately proved futile.

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digital issue: An issue on which you are either for or against, love or hate, but not anywhere in between.
Opposite is an analogue issue where degrees of support are possible. Really should be binary issue from the analogy with 1/0, but that's very 20th Century, while digital/analogue is more contemporary.
Example: Don't you think whether you like Philip Glass is a digital issue?
I mean, you either love his music or it drives you mad.

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digital room: The part of the brain where bland items are stored, but where they are not analyzable
by humor, emotion, human, or aesthetic sensibilities.
Example: Maybe girls will like me more if I get a really cool website. -/- Sounds like that idea has been floating around in your digital room for a little too long.

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Digital Smog: The overabundance of misinformation and erroneous data on the internet that gets in the way of the viable and supportable information you require.
Example: I was not able to find accurate information on the subject due to the digital smog.

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dike: To crudely isolate or remove a component from a piece of machinery or electronic equipment.
Example: Look, if that stupid blown fuse is what you think's causing Project Ducky to explode, dike it out!

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dilbry: Idiot, foolish. Australian slang.
Example: You broke it! well, your're a dilbry aren' you.
Hey dilbry! It's here. Have you got eyes or what?
Where is it? Dilbry over there lost it !
If you think the police won't catch you then, you're a bloody dilbry.

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dillatation: The medical condition of seeing unusually large pickles everywhere.
Example: Due to dillation, he was refused reentry into the delicatessen.

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dillerize: to take apart something that functions perfectly, add or subtract parts, and make it not work anymore. Whole process usually takes several months and makes people mad.
Example: I wanted to watch a movie I rented, but Andy dillerized the VCR and I can't.

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dillery: Collection of foolish people or group of things that defy sense or logic.
Can also be used to describe a mistake in judgement.
Example: Tell all the dillery they need to get back to work. Please stop the dillery.

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DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
Example: Q. Honey, do you think I look better in the red dress or the blue dress? Honey:DILLIGAD!

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dilligaf: who cares
Example: I dont dillagif if i passs this course or not.

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dilligaff: Short for Do I look like I care? When someone tells you something you are uninterested in, instead of saying I don't care,
just say dilligaff.
Example: Joe: Nice weather today. Mary: Dilligaff!

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Dillio: Deal.
Example: What's the dillio? Why are you doing that?

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dillish: this is what my daughter called dill pickle relish when she was about 2, so we all call it that now.
Example: I want some dillish on my hot dog.

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dilly: Variation of the word deal.
Example: So what's the dilly with Jane; she looks awfully glum.

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dillyicious: Even better than delicious.
Example: Mom, your pecan pie is dillyicious.

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dillyun: Top, best, awesome, rocking, radge, top banana, fantastic, supremely excellent.
Example: Which models would you rate dillyun?

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dimbo: A mix of bimbo and dumbo
Example: That blonde is such a dimbo. I can't believe she forgot the lid on the coffee cup again.

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Dime Bar!: Early '90s UK slang, said to someone slow on the uptake.
Comes from a TV advert. Used in the same context as Duuuuh! or McFly!
Example: Hey, why are you wearing your coat? Are you going outside? Dime bar!

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Dime Sister: Describes any person that is shallow, ditzy, or airheaded.
Example: Some of those cheerleaders are sure dime sisters.

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Dimepiece: An attractive woman. The dime refers to a perfect 10.
Example: Mary has a pretty face and curves in all the right places. She's definitely a dimepiece.

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dimlop: Describes one who is dizzy, dippy, thick, or just generally not all there.
A dimlop usually inadvertently provides a certain amount of entertainment to onlookers.
Example: No, you dimlop, you can't do that with elves.

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dimp: A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, Do you work here?
Example:

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Dine 'n' Dash: Di穘e n dash (dine n dash) v. 1. Eat and leave without paying. Eat and run.
Example: The food and service at the restaurant was so bad the group decided to dine and dash.

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dinfast: The meal eaten late at night that is a combination of a late dinner and an early breakfast.
Example: That was a delicious dinfast.

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ding: Southern Americana, short for ding-a-ling, describing a person who is pretty much out to lunch all the time,
living in his own little world, maybe not stupid, but might as well be.
Example: He's a real ding.

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Dingit: A way to say Dangit from Canada
Example: Dingit, my took fell into the igloo

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Dingleberry: Mild friendly insult. Literal translation: Those little balls of lint that accumulate at the end of body hair.
Example: Stop playing that N'Sync song you Dingleberry!

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Dingus: A person whom is of very low intelligence, or annoying.
Example: Mike is a dingus.

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DINK: Dual Income-No Kids. Often phrased as DINK couple
Example: A doctor and a lawyer make a good DINK couple.

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dink: Australian slang. To give someone a lift on the handle-bars of your bicycle.
Example: Kid 1: Let's go down to the beach! Kid 2: I can't, my bike's broken. Kid 1: No worries, I'll dink you!

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dink: Submarine slang. Contraction of delinquent.
Adjective: Failure to complete qualification requirements in the expected time.
noun: A person who is delinquent in qualifications.
Example: You're dink! No movies, no cards, and no sleep until you're qualified!

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dinkin: Used to describe the act of wasting time or goofing off instead of being productive.
Example: The chemistry teacher noticed that instead of working on their lab project, two of his female students
were busy melting the tips of their eyeliner pencils with the bunsen burners.
He promptly admonished them saying, Girls! Would you quit dinkin around and get to work, PLEASE!?

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Dinkum Thinkum: Sharp Thinker. From The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein.
Example: Mike was a fair Dinkum Thinkum, sharpest computer you'll ever meet.

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dinno: didnt know
Example: i dino u were a prissy!

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Dinny fink sae, DFS: I don't think so. To disagree or indicate that a person may be Talking bollocks for Scotland.
Example: Macaulay: Yeah, I pulled this really good looking burd at the weekend.
Jonny: Dinny fink sae.

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dint: Did not.
Example: You stole my candy!
No I dint!

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dip: to eavesdrop on someone's conversation
Example: Hey, quit dipping, I wasn't talking to you.

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dip: to leave somewhere quickly, to make a speedy return.
Example: I'm about to dip to the store and get gallon of milk.

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diplomates: Couples who marry for political or financial gain.
Example: Bill and Hillary are the quintessential diplomates.

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dipstick: Idiot, moron, stupid person.
Example: He knew the ice on the lake was only an inch thick. But the dipstick walked on it and fell through, anyway!

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dir-nastic: Adj. a combination of the words 'dirty' and 'nasty,' employed to express ones profound or extreme disgust for something
Example: That is one dir-nastic auto

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directional: Has no meaning but looks good when used by posers
Example: This report is realistic, timely and directional in its approach.

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directionally challenged: For one who gets lost easily, no matter how small the space.
Example: I thought you said you knew this mall inside and out. What are you, directionally challenged?

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dirtaly: the state of being dirty
Example: the cloths were very dirtaly, only washing them will make them clean again.

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dirte: Deertay. Another more powerful and cooler way of saying dirty.
Example: Jhonny! Quit looking at that dirte magazine. It's ruining your ability to spell.

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dirtt: Typo for dirty. Same pronunciation and meaning. Results from hitting a key with the left forefinger rather than the right forefinger.
Example: The emperor in _Amadeus_ said Too many notes. I say, Too many dirtt words.

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dirty: When something or someone is getting on your nerves or bothers you.
Example: 1. Julie dirty won't leave me alone.2. I sat for a dirty hour waiting on the F train.

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dirty dog: another name for Greyhound bus line. Origin 1: grey = dirty + hound = dog; Origin 2: Greyhound busses aren't the cleanest or nicest way to travel.
Example: I can't afford a train or plane ticket, so I have to take the dirty dog.

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dirty-bird-meal: Any chicken-related burger. Extra points for getting a McDonalds' employee to serve you the right meal using the term.
Example: I'll have a Big Mac and a dirty-bird meal with fries and a coke.

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dirty-laundry: Someone or something that feels naughty or over eager towards the opposite sex.
Example: Jenny felt irritated by that dirty-laundry for trying to pick her up in a Waffle House.

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disaffected: Shows no emotion or feeling when something bad or scary happens.
Example: I was 3 inches away from getting hit by a truck crossing the street last night and other than getting a sudden hydrinalin rush out of it I was disaffected by it.

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disassembleation: The process of manufacturing or building something for the sole purpose of taking it apart again.
Example: We will increase profits and productivity by decreasing the amount of disassembleation
scheduled for this month.

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disastrophy: an unexpected event that has a serious, immediate, negative impact on ones life.
Example: ex.1 When the comet hit the village, it was total disastrophy. ex.2 Since his wife left him, John thinks his life has been a complete disastrophy

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discaboobliated: Being flustered or confused.

Example: Having that beautiful girl come up and talk to me left me all discaboobliated.

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dischinect: When you hang up on someone because your chin hits the disconnect button. Usually occurs when the phone is wedged between your ear and shoulder.
Example: Sorry, didn't mean to hang up on ya--we were dischinected.

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disco Leg: The shaking or jiggling of a single leg absentmindedly or obsessively when nervous.
Usually consists of moving one knee up and down by bouncing the leg on the ball of one foot when in the sitting position.
Also descriptive of decrepit or infected livestock.

Example: Jethro, I think one of your dairy cows might have BSE (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy)--
it's got a clear case of disco leg.

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disco nap: Going to sleep one or two hours before a big night of clubbing.
Example: I must take a disco nap before heading out to see Richie Hawtin spin tonight.

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discolicious: Combination of disco and delicious used to describe something that is retro, yet cool.
Can anything be both retro and cool?
Example: Wow, did you see that guy's spandex suit? It was discolicious.

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discom-bebop-ulation: The need to turn down the car radio when you are lost
Example: We are not lost - turn down the radio so I can find our way

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discombluberated: Confused; confounded; unable to concentrate; totally at a loss; without a clue.
Example: She had so many things on her mind and was so busy, she became totally discombluberated.

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discombobulate: (diss-com-bob-you-lay-ted) Verb: To mess up, destroy, re-arrange, shuffle, or otherwise cause to be in a state of disarray.
Example: My car is all discombobulated. I need to get a new one.

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discombobulated: Totally oblivious to the present due to severe confusement from any source.
Example: After babysitting five children who were anything but angels, the woman discovered her house was on fire, lost her purse, and credit card, causing her to become utterly discombobulated when a typical thought process was required.

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disconfect: v. To sterilize a piece of confection (lollypop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.
Example: After dropping my lollipop, I quickly disconfected it before shoving it back into my mouth.

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discopone: Discopone originates from a misheard lyric in the Madonna song Ray of Light.
The lyric is actually I feel like I just got home, but many hear it as I feel like a discopone.
A Madonna fan and literary scholar looked up pone in the OED to find that it is an archaic form of
poon. Said scholar interpreted the word to mean a woman who enjoys an active social life,
resists sexual objectification, yet is powerfully confident in her own sexuality.
An influential group of women on the eastern seaboard of the U.S. uses it with pride to
describe themselves. Madonna herself is called the Mother Pone.
Example: You want the discopone? You can't handle the discopone.

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discussment: A heated discussion that borders on being an argument.
Example: They're having a heated discussment about politics.

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